Friday, May 9, 2008

First night

Well my friends, it is 11:52 Pacific time and I am sitting in my hotel. It has been an interesting trip thus far and right now I am quite confident that I will be able to pull off this mileage run with no problem. On the way out here, the guy behind me argued with the flight attendant and they pulled him off the plane for about 5 minutes to give him a warning. He got back on the flight and we departed without incident. During the flight I got caught up on work. I am now at the LAX Hilton and as I walked in, I quickly noticed that there is a very interesting function going on here tonight. From all of the black leather, chains, and whips, it appears that there must be some kind of Sadism and Masochism(S&M) conference going on. I saw a large group of them and I was really nervous that they were going to ride up the elevator with me. That would have been the longest ride up to the 15th floor if they were on board. I can just see them tying me up against my will in the elevator and then proceed to whip me. Fortunately, I made to the room OK without incident.

Well, I have a long day tomorrow, so I best get a few hours of sleep.

1 comment:

Joe Batluck said...

oh yeah... here come the leg cramps and horrible food... )